He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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