Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So squirting runs in the family.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
