I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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