Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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