new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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