Porn is love you can see.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
4 words: hood of his car
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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