If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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