i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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