We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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