Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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