she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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