Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The air was thick with penises
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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