I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
