At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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