Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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