Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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