he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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