So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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