Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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