I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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