addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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