My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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