Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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