He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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