He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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