Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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