you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
