Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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