she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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