if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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