ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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