Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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