woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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