Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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