She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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