But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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