Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
did you just send me my own nude
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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