Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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