Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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