i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So much rum. So many feels.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
