So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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