No, you can still breathe under the balls.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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