I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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