Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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