you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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