why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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