The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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