I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
