When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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