Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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