did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
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That's how twitter works, right?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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