I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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