The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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