I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
