We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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