Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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