I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
there was a trapeze. enough said
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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